What is the best revenge a wife can get against her cheating husband?
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I recently found out my husband has been lying to me for 4 months and cheating, not paying bills, etc.
Ladies-what is the best revenge, I mean absolute brutal revenge-without going to jail of course?haha
MEN-what is the worst ever done to you?
serious answers please!
And by the way-he is already OUT OF HERE! and divorce cannot be soon enough! BUT of all the dirty lies he has told-our home will be foreclosed soon, as he has not been making the payments he claimed he was making.
I STILL WANT REVENGE! yes i’m bitter, but get real-who wouldn’t be?
Pack up and leave, and hire the best lawyer you can afford to get EVERYTHING from him. REVENGE without being trashy!
Have sex with his brother and his best friend, preferably at the same time. lol…
I don’t know really…why would you want revenge? Just get out and start a new life. I don’t think revenge is going to satisfy you, is it?
Revenge is best served cold. Just remember that. Be cool and calm right now. Don’t let him know how much he’s hurt you. Let him wonder what’s going on in your head. Then get him later when he least expects it.
That is, of course, if you decide to stay with him. If you are leaving, then that’s the best revenge. Leave his sorry butt.
The best thing would be to have the locks changed. Pack his bags, set them on the front porch and not talk to him at all. If he causes problems, call the police. Ignore him, this will twist his head.
get everything you deserve and find a man who will treat you like the QUEEN you are. Get a good lawyer and make him pay. Then when he sees what he had and how good he had it…. That is when the true revenge comes out. All without being nasty. Karma will come around to bite him.
divorce him and then start dating a man better looking and that makes more money:)
and get yourself in better shape after you get rid of him that always pisses them off.
Divorce him. Tell his relatives that he has been cheating on you for the past 4 months. Get the meanest divorce lawyer and take all his net worth if possible. That will hurt him for a long time. It will also curtail his ability to spend money on his new lover. Don’t look back, don’t take him back, and continue being nice to his relatives. They will hate him.
I’m sorry that you are in this situation. Please remember though, both men and women cheat.
I would think that the worst punishment for either a woman or a man is just to get out of their life altogether and never again give them the time of day. People that cheat tend to do it because they haven’t communicated at home what their needs are and how the couple might work together. To go outside of the marriage is an immature cry for help, so the person that’s being cheated on should just cut the cord altogether if they want to cause the most damage possible. Remember, any attention you give him is good attention, whether it be good or bad. Even John Wayne Bobbit got to be in a few adult movies after his incident with Lorena, so he was actually AWARDED for his plight. . . .
cheating you mean sleeping with another woman?
do you still love him?
Then if u intend to stay with him i guess the best thing flirt around with his friend in front of him!!!
then ask them to accompany you to shop in front of him!
Then you came back with another man from anywhere and he send you right to your doorstep
heheheh
The best revenge is to act like it isnt even effecting you.
Getting revenge would be a waste of time – although it could be fun, but it won’t last long. I would just pack up everything and leave him. Start a new life and forget all about the jerk.
I agree with NYPearl. Revenge without being trashy. I love it!
Girl, you deserve better. Leave and never look back. Eventually, he’ll realize the mistake he made and by then it will be too late.
Why would you want revenge? You are better than that. He doesn’t deserve you. The best thing you can do y go on with your life and leave him.
Move on and find someone else or just be happy by yourself. Men hate it when they see that we can make it without them. When I found out that my husand was cheating I had a subscription of Hustler mags sent to his work and I also logged into his e-mail and sent some pretty crazy stuff to his boss. He still does not know that it was me.
Then take him to the cleaners via the courts
rub poisen ivy all over his underwear ……
Paint the house then clean it he will know that you are really pissed then contract herpes and give it to him that will really teach him
Seduce his best friend—or his worst enemy. Either one will f**k his world up, you vindictive she-devil you. Have fun,
askaman
Act like it doesn’t bother you and just leave, show him he is not worth any malicious revenge. That would be the best revenge is to let him know that it had no affect on you whatsoever
Well………..it all depends on if he still loves you anymore and wants the marriage to work. If he doesn’t care, very little you do will matter (short of destroying his property, which will only convince him that you’re a phsycho). My advice? DATE! Date a LOT! Send a message that you’ve taken this opportunity to find out what you’ve been missing! Who knows? You might end up enjoying it.
PS: I like the advice you got about dating or sleeping with his worste enemy! Figure out who he hates the MOST, and figure out a way to become friends with that person! That would drive me absolutely up the wall!
Just dump him !!
Don’t say anything .
Believe me that’s the best revenge .
Don’t even give him a chance to say anything to you in his defense .
Just pack your things and leave , just say on your way out ….see you in Court ….THAT’S ALL , don’t say anything more .
Boy , that will blow him away .
The best revenge is to survive, better than you were before.
Do not let him see you sweat, do not let him see you suffer.
Kick his sorry behind to the curb and go on with life. He is expecting you to be upset, to miss him, to be jealous, to be a basket case. Don’t give him the courtesy of all that.
You are fine, you did nothing wrong, and you don’t need him, when he sees that you are better off without him, it will destroy him.
Revenge with a touch of class
Hi! The best one I saw was at the beach when a plane flew by 5-6 times that said “Richard Jones has a very small p****” Everyone was laughing and they knew him because he owned a restuarant in town and had an affair with the bartender. His wife got the last laugh and 1/2 his net worth and the house. Get a female divorce lawyer, get him thrown out of the house, get support and 1/2 his pension. That will make him work until the day he dies. WHO wants a guy that half his pension goes to his ex and has to work forever!!! Also make sure everyone knows what a slacker he is. Guys will stay away from him and women will be embaressed. M
Leave and take him for all he’s worth!
Get the best Lawyer you can find in your county.
Then cut of contact with him, and make sure your lawyer notifies
him that you will only be speaking to him when your lawyer is present.
Drop the extra weight you have put on (if any) during the marriage and start dating someone completely opposite of him.
Don’t get even get EVERYTHING!
This is the classy way, and the most mature.
Actually leave him with a smile and act like it totally doesnt bother you at all. Take your grace and dignity with you and it will make him feel more like crap than anything you can do to get him back. If you sink to his level it will make him feel less guilty, guilt really is the best revenge. And then take the sorry son of a b*tch to court and clean his clock.
If you still love him and can forgive him…..then no need for revenge . If not….then divorce him , and move on. Best revenge is living happily! Im sure right now you wanna do something really nasty to hurt him, but it will only come around and bite you in the ass in the end. Show him you are better off without him.
Find you a good man and live a really good life.
divorce that SOB
sleep with his best friend
why not type up a paper from a Dr saying u got some std that you need to contact all u or they was sexual with cause this could become deathly if the matter isn’t took care of asap. make it sound professional and leave it out where he can see it and when he ask tell him tell him you have a recheck appt in a month but maybe he should think of making a appt with his Dr asap . have him sweat it out and his lil cheating partner
You obviously plan on staying with him. Sooo, my lawful suggestion is to spray paint the side of his car, “IM CHEATING ON MY WIFE” in Big Readable Letters! This is bound to get tones of attention. Could you imagine how embarrassed he would be at work, at the stop light, just driving down the road! But sweetheart, once he starts cheating on you, it’s a never ending thing. He may quit for a minute but he will do it again and again. So this is just a temporary fix to numb your emotions for a day or two. But when it’s all over with you are still going to face those hurt feelings. And then what will you really do? Cause getting revenge may just make you feel sorry down the road. And when you finally get tired of his sh*t, then get a divorce with dignity. Nothing will hurt a man worse than that. It will not seem like it at first because they will act like they don’t care but when they see they had it better at home and try crawling back it will hurt them worst than you making a fool of yourself. Im telling you first hand.
The best revenge for a cheating husband is just too act calm! husbands hate that, they tend too think that if you don’t raise hell with them then that means you were cheating also,and of course THAT just kills them! lol..I hope divorce is allready in progress for you because I find that once a man or woman cheats, it will happen again. might be years down the road or a week later but it will happen..But act cool and calm, thats the best revenge in the world. Then their little minds start working overtime..lol
The best revenge is to carry on with your life and be happy. Do not talk or communicate with this pr!ck come hell or high water. Do not let him ever try to explain himself. Please do not cheapen yourself by sleeping with family members etc, that is trashy. Just get what you can out of the marriage, the best revenge will be when he is lonely with no one and he sees you out somewhere with a nice new guy.
Kittkatt 2001 had a good idea, tell him you went to the dr to get tested for STD’s and found out you have herpes, syphillis or something, send him a letter telling him he needs to get tested as the likelihood of him having the disease is very high. That should freak him out.
What would I do? I do not know…I know that I have told him at one point that I would cut his penis off…but then I do not want to end up in jail…so then I thought about a chasity belt.
And yes, they do have them!
Only I would hold the key, and I would NEVER let him out of the F’ing thing for the rest of his miserable life!
NOW that would be torture!
I just do not want to think about it, nor do I wish to know. I would NEVER want to have sex with him again…that is for sure! Not even if he begs! Let the B*****D suffer!
There is one called the Gates of Hades…. that is the one I would get for him!
Blessings
I commend you on the choice of leaving him. It takes some women a very long time before reaching that point. I want to say I am sorry because I have been through this and I know how much of an emotional roller coaster this is. You are angry yes.. but you will cycle through all the emotions. The sadness was the worst one for me. Truth is there is no amount of revenge that will make you feel “all better”. In your anger phase it may seem so.. but right now you could super glue his member to his thigh and it still wont be enough. I thought of every horrible act on the planet to do to my ex.. and I did some awful things and I actualy regreted it. Because even if you do do something terrible fact is it will only be brief. he will move past it, he will smile again, he will keep seeing the women he is seeing. Your heart and mind will take much longer to heal then anything you can possibly put him through. Angry man music, many tears and outbusrts, talking to friends and family is what got me through it. Karma is what will bite him in the rear my friend. It is so true that what comes around goes around.. and it is usually happens when he leasts expects it. Express your anger once to him, after that don’t give him the satisfaction of seeing how much he affected you. All this will pass, you will become a stronger woman and be on the road to finding that true connection with a man where cheating is not even in the realm of possibility. If you ever need to yell, scream or vent at someone.. I am always around. Good luck to you hun.
I can kinda relate.
hmmm…….
sign him up for catalogs and magazines for those people with erectile dysfunction.
sign him up for free samples of stuff like pads, condoms, books on STDs, etc.
if he leaves his car doors unlocked, put some dead fish under the seat. put some dead fish in the vents so when he turns on the heat or AC it will stink. (of course if caught you could get into trouble for that)
Take out an ad in the newspaper with his photo and have it announce “I’m coming out of the closet and I am happy to be gay!” or something like that.
get garden gnomes and put them in his yard doing ‘naughty things’.
get some cheap blow up dolls and have them sit in the front seat of his car.
Fork his yard, like, take 1,000 plastic forks and stick them into the ground in his yard. (sounds inmature but it will irritate him)
have a small bouquet of flowers sent to his work with a card that reads “Thanks for being gentle on me last night. it was my first time” and sign it with a man’s name, and draw a heart when signing it.
If I think of more, I will let you know.
I once watched an interview with Willie Nelson who said his ex-wife got sweet revenge on him after finding out he cheated. After he passed-out in a drunken stupor she sewed the bed sheets down to the mattress and then lit the room around his bed on fire! Obviously he survived!!
pay a hooker with aids to get with him . thern leave him
Here are a few…
Tell his parents what he did as well as his siblings and close friends.
Sleep with his best friends(s)
Lose weight, get in shape, get a makeover and look like a million bucks and don’t give him the time of day.
Be happy and successful without him.